Cast
- Juliet Landau (Catrin)
- Mara Wilson (Jane)
- Warren Brown (Orhan)
- Alimi Ballard (Magnus)
- John Schwab (Griff / Morton's Goon)
- Ali Bastian (Morton's Other Goon / Arianna)
- Dev Joshi (YouTuber)
- Robert Rackstraw (Morton / Horvath)
- Helen Goldwyn (Mallory / Marissa / Olistra)
- David O'Mahony (Husband / Advert / Trader / Waiter)
- Lizzie Worsdell (Girlfriend / Assistant)
- Jade Matthew (Partygoer / Maria)
- Jon Culshaw (Quoit)
- Jim Caesar (Vale)
- Caroline O'Hara (Elena / Official)
- Lauren Cornelius (Karen)
- Mathew McQuinn (Curtis / Trainer)
